Hello I'm Dashiell.

I'm a university student studying computer science. I live in a strange place called The United States of America. Here I follow the command of two birds and do homework. Occasionally I create things (like this website).

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I see the birds?

Lemon (left) and Cocoa (right).

Were you ever cool?

Yes. It's been a long time though.

How do you say Dashiell?

Dash-uhl. Dash-ol. Something like that.

Where do we go when we die?

You and me? Hell.

What is the most suspicious fruit?

Blood Orange. Why does it have so much blood? Where did the blood come from?

Contact

Email me at dashiellwascool@pm.me.